下面是小编为大家整理的英语小笑话故事带翻译,供大家参考。
英语小笑话故事带翻译1
A woman who frequently visited a small antique shop rarely purchased anything，but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman"s grumpy complaints in stride，but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?”demanded the woman.
一名妇女经常光顾一家小古董店，但几乎从不买什么东西，却总是对商品和价格吹毛求疵。对于那妇女的`粗暴袍怨，经理和她的销售员总是应付了事，但是有一天她做得太过分了。“为什么你们店里总是不能得到我想要的东西?”那名妇女指责说。
A smile on her face，the clerk calmly replied，“Perhaps it"s because we’re too polite.”
职员脸上带着微笑，沉着地回答道:“也许是因为我们太有礼貌了。”
英语小笑话故事带翻译扩展阅读
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展1）
——英语小笑话带翻译5篇
英语小笑话带翻译1
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位*老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语小笑话带翻译2
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一个商场租用了相互毗邻的.店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying，"Gigantic Sale!”and "Super Bargains!”
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming，“Prices Slashed”and“Fantastic Discounts!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称:“大砍价!”“狂打折!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that sim* stated，“ENTRANCE".
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。
英语小笑话带翻译3
我教老师
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
母亲问她年幼的.儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
儿子骄傲地说：“什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”
英语小笑话带翻译4
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位*老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语小笑话带翻译5
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
幽默故事翻译：
军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”
比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”
比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。
乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。
“你还要什么?”比尔问。
乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展2）
——幼儿英语小笑话带翻译
幼儿英语小笑话带翻译1
Warning SeveralweeksafteroursonbeganhisfreshmanyearatAlmaCollegeinMichigan,myhusbandandIdecidedtovisithim.Iwascarefultocallhimafewdaysinadvanceto"warn"himthatwewouldbecoming.Whenwearrivedatthedorm,however,Iwastakenabackbythedisarrayofhisroom."Forgotwewerecoming,didn‘tyou?"Iteased.
"Areyoukidding?"hereplied,"WhyelsewouldIhavebotheredtoclean?"
提醒
我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧?”我取笑他。“开什么玩笑?“，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫?
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展3）
——英语幽默笑话故事带翻译
英语幽默笑话故事带翻译1
重量事宜
Somewhat sceptical of his son"s newfound determination to become Charles Atlas, the fathernevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set ofweights.
儿子最近决心要成为Charles Atlas，对于这个决定，父亲多少有点怀疑，不过他还是陪着儿子去了举重器材商店，在那里他们看上了一套举重器材。
"Please, Dad," pleaded the boy, "I promise I"ll use "em every day.""I don"t know, Michael.
“哦，爸爸，给我买一套吧，”儿子企求道，“我答应我一定每天都会用它们来练习的。”
It"s really a commitment on your part," the father pointed out."Please, Dad?" the boycontinued.
“我也不知道，Michael。这对你来说的确是一项承诺，”父亲对儿子指出这一点。
"They"re not cheap either," the father came back.
“好不好嘛，爸爸?”男孩继续央告。“而且这套器材可不便宜。”父亲又说。
"I"ll use "em Dad, I promise. You"ll see.
“我真的会天天练的，爸爸，我答应你。你会看到的。”
"Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.From the corner ofthe store he heard his son yelp, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?"
最后，父亲被说服了，他买了这套设备，然后向门外走去。就在这个时候，他听到儿子在商店角落里尖叫着嚷道，“什么!你的意思是我得一个人把这些东西扛到车上去?”
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展4）
——儿童英语小故事带翻译3篇
儿童英语小故事带翻译1
The frogs and the well
Two frogs lived together in a marsh. One hot summer the marsh dried up, so they had to leave it and look for another place.
They soon found a deep well.
One of them looked down and said to the other, "This is a nice cool place. Let"s jump in and settle down here."
The other frog was much wiser. He replied, "Don’t be so fast, my friend. If this well dries up like the marsh, how should we get out again?"
青蛙和井
●两只青蛙住在沼泽里。在一个炎热的`夏季，沼泽干涸了，因此他们不得不离开去寻找新的湿地。
●他们很快发现一口深井。
●其中一只向下看了看对另一只说：“这是个凉爽的好地方，就住这里吧。”
●而另一只较明智，它说：“别着急，朋友，如果这口井也干了的话,我们怎么出来呢?”
寓意: 凡事应该首先考虑周到，然后再付诸行动。
儿童英语小故事带翻译2
你爸爸帮你了吗?
One day, Tim"s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right。
The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised。
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."
一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。
老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。
他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"
"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。"
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展5）
——儿童英语小故事带汉语翻译3篇
儿童英语小故事带汉语翻译1
Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky-scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear
that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let"s break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I"ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At
the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. " I will tell my saddest story first," he said.
"I left the room key in the car!"
比尔，吉姆，和史考特参加一埸会议，并且在一栋七十五层摩天大楼的`顶楼合住一间大套房。在一整天的会议之后，他们非常惊讶地听说他们饭店的电梯坏掉了，他们必须要爬七十五层楼梯回到他们的房间。比尔对吉姆和史考特说，让我把精神集中在有趣的事情上，来打发这件令人不爽快又单调乏味的苦差事。前二十五层我来说笑话，后二十五层吉姆可以唱歌，剩下的路程史考特可以说些悲哀的故事。到了二十六层，比尔停止说笑话，吉姆开始唱歌。到了五十一层，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特开始说些悲哀的故事。他说：“首先，我要说我的悲哀的故事，我把房间钥匙留在车子?了!”
儿童英语小故事带汉语翻译2
The Dog and the Shadow
It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace. Now, on his way home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As he crossed, he looked down and saw his own shadow reflected in the water beneath. Thinking it was another dog with another piece of meat, he made up his mind to have that also. So he made a snap at the shadow in the water, but as he opened his mouth the piece of meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more.
一只狗嘴里衔着一块肉，走过一条河上面的桥，看见他自己在水里的影子，以为是另一只狗，那时狗衔着的肉，比他自己的还要大一倍。因此他仍掉自己的那一块，狠狠地扑向那只狗，想夺到那一块较大的肉。结果两头都落了空，因为他想要抓取在水中的那一块，只不过是一个影子，而原来的那一块，也被水冲走了。
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
谨记，切莫因追逐幻影而丢失已有的东西。
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展6）
——双语带翻译英语笑话3篇
双语带翻译英语笑话1
Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉
Customer: Waiter, I"ve only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I"ll cut it in two.
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
双语带翻译英语笑话2
The Perfect Son 完美的儿子
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn"t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn"t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn"t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A：我有一个很完美的儿子。
B：他抽烟吗?
A：不抽。
B：他喝威士忌酒吗?
A：不喝。
B：他会不会很晚回家?
A：不会。
B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?
A：下个星期三就满6个月了。
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展7）
——短篇英语小笑话带翻译 (菁选2篇)
短篇英语小笑话带翻译1
erry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I"ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there"s somebody under it. I"m going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I"ll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I"ll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn"t you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain"t nobody under there now!!!
杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了!”
短篇英语小笑话带翻译2
after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. in desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。
in an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生，”脚夫说道，“很明显你有绝妙的"交际技巧。”
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展8）
——简单的英语励志小故事带翻译 (菁选2篇)
简单的英语励志小故事带翻译1
A young man asked Socrates the secret to success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him toward the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked him into the water. The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue. Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air. Socrates asked, “What did you want the most when you were there?” The boy replied, “Air.” Socrates said, “That is the secret to success. When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it. There is no other secret.”
【翻译】
一个年轻人向苏格拉底询问成功的秘诀，苏格拉底让年轻人第二天早晨到河边 见他。他们见面后，苏格拉底叫年轻人和他一起走向河里，当河水淹至他们的 脖子时，苏格拉底出其不意地抓住年轻人并把其压入水中，那人想要挣出水面， 而强壮有力的.苏格拉底将他摁在水中直到他变得无力抗争，脸色发青。苏格拉 底将他的头拖出水面，这个年轻人所做的第一件事就是大口喘息后，深吸一口 气。苏格拉底问： “当你闷在水里的时候你最想要的是什么?”年轻人回答说： “空气。 ”苏格拉底说： “那就是成功的秘诀。当你像渴望空气一样渴望成功， 你就能够获得它!没有其他的秘密了。 ”
简单的英语励志小故事带翻译2
A spider and three
After the rain， a difficult spider to the wall has been fragmented network， due to damp walls， it must climb the height， it will fall， which one to climb， repeatedly falling and… No. a person to see， and he sighed to himself： "my life as this spider is not it? busy and no income." Thus， he increasingly depressed. See the second person， he said： this spider really stupid， why do not dry place from the next to climb up to look around? I"ll be as stupid as it can not. Thus， he becomes wise up. See the third person， he immediately spiders keep the spirit of war touched. So he has become strong.
Tip： the mentality of those who are successful can be found everywhere the power of success.
【翻译】
一只蜘蛛和三个人
雨后，一只蜘蛛艰难地向墙上已经支离破碎的网爬去，由于墙壁潮湿，它爬到一定的高度，就会掉下来，它一次次地向上爬，一次次地又掉下来……第一个人看到了，他叹了一口气，自言自语：“我的一生不正如这只蜘蛛吗?忙忙碌碌而无所得。”于是，他日渐消沉。第二个人看到了，他说：这只蜘蛛真愚蠢，为什么不从旁边干燥的地方绕一下爬上去?我以后可不能像它那样愚蠢。于是，他变得聪明起来。第三个人看到了，他立刻被蜘蛛屡败屡战的精神感动了。于是，他变得坚强起来。
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展9）
——英语小笑话带翻译简单 (菁选2篇)
英语小笑话带翻译简单1
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．”
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？” 父亲（一位老资格的政治家）：“叛徒指的"是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。” 有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢？” 父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”
英语小笑话带翻译简单2
Hello everyone!My name is ~~.Now,I am 12 years old. I am from ~~.I am a student in NO.1middle school .I like football with my sister after school .I am good at drawing.And i am likelearning English.Ican speak very well!
Do you want to make friend with me ?
译文
大家好!我的名字是~ ~.现在,我12岁了.我来自~ ~.我就读于第一中学.我喜欢踢足球和我姐姐在放学后.我擅长于画画.我喜欢学习英语. 我能讲英语讲得很好!
你想和我交朋友吧?
英语小笑话故事带翻译（扩展10）
——英语版短笑话带翻译
英语版短笑话带翻译1
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I"ve just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I"ve just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
